A Clean Go-To Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one collapses. he doesn’t seem to be breathing. The other guy calls 911.
He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guys says, “Okay, now what?”

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