The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a business can operate without.

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

No one ever says, “it’s only a game” when their team is winning.

Money can’t buy happiness but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.

Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind and the ones that mind don’t matter.

Life isn’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift.